Signs that your boy is out of town for the weekend
October 28, 2005 § Leave a comment
You debate whether or not you can watch a Netflix dvd and lie about not watching it yet.
Giggle when you fart, then realize the dogs don’t squeal like he does.
You recite Simpsons quotes back to the tv. Because, you know, you’re impressing the tv.
You think you have a tumor growing in [insert body part here] and despair because he’s not around to show it to, but you won’t show anyone else because THAT would be embarrasing.
When he checks in and asks what you’re up to, you act like you’re doing nothing when, in fact, you’re doing absolutely nothing.
You’re on the internet. On a FRIDAY NIGHT.