Because it’s been a while since we talked about poop
March 1, 2006 § 5 Comments
According the makers of Quaker’s new Weight Control Oatmeal, it contains:
Insoluble fiber (the type that does not dissolve in water and is found in wheat bran, oats, whole grains and vegetables) [and] helps promote regularity.
They obviously forgot the part about it BLOWING OUT YOUR COLON (although I do feel about 10 pounds lighter).