teenage angst has served me well
August 7, 2006 § 6 Comments
Vegans can’t have Guinness.
Vegans are stupid.
Glug glug glug glug glug.
And it’s not only Guinness. How about Boddingtons, Fosters, and [gasp from the audience] the beloved Stella Artois? Thankfully, most American breweries stay far away from isinglass. Not that I bear any sympathy for other people’s dietary choices, but the idea of drinking beer with sturgeon stomach in it is less than awesome.
That’s definitely a deal breaker.
I rather like the idea of fish beer.
Yes, I know.
Rogue did an Oyster Irish Stout last year.
Wow, they really are that silly
It was already kind of a no-brainer for me to frown on vegans for not appreciating the many scrumptious applications of bacon and for generally looking like concentration camp prisoners and screwing up animal-eaters party menu planning. Now tha…
Vegans can have Guiness. That’s what makes it so crazy. They can but they don’t. That’s just nuts.
All that, “I can’t drink that!” talk is just bullshit. Vegans, listen: Yes, you can. What you probably mean is, “I choose not to drink that. Also, I don’t know how to be happy.”
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