October 9, 2006 § 4 Comments
That’s right kids – today is a Fat Day.
The day that your pants don’t fit and realize that it’s not because they shrank in the wash. The day that you look in the mirror after your shower and feel like you’re at the county fair. The day you try on at least 5 outfits for work, then declare that you have nothing to wear and nothing fits. The day that you decide that you absolutely have to eat the vegan organic whateverthatthingis that you brought for lunch instead of going to Junior’s. Sigh.
Yes, I know I could probably attribute this to pms or the fact that it’s Monday, but it’s still a motherfucking Fat Day.