teenage angst has served me well
December 26, 2006 § 2 Comments
Um, hello family and friends? Why did I not get a set of these cards for xmas? They would come in SO handy. Seriously. Thanks for nothing!
I got some cards like that several years ago as a warming present when I bought my house — “for your parties,” the gifter told me. One set read “The management kindly asks that you leave now, without incident.” Another, for special guests, read, “Come back later. Alone.”
The douche cards would be an office hit.
OK, I just ordered them. My life would not have been the same without these cards. I cannot WAIT to start handing them out. Wheee!
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