Dear Anthropologie
February 4, 2009 § 3 Comments
Dear Anthropologie,
Damn you for all your finery and cuter-than-cuteness. Thanks for making me salivate over the faux pas known as shabby chic, which I eschewed until we met.
Screw you for adding awesome home goods in addition to clothes I can’t afford or shoes that are too small. And your “sales” – discounts on things I should already know are still way overpriced – are a joke.
Fine. Take all my money.
Signed,
Your Bitch
I should really paint some pepper mills baby blue, drag them across concrete and sell them for mucho profit.
holy crap, that is BRILLIANT!
I’m fairly certain This Post is Worthless Without Pictures. 😀