So surreal

December 30, 2009 § 4 Comments

OB:  “Everything going okay?  Contractions?”

Me:  “Some random ones.”

OB:  “Okay, let’s take a look.”

Me:  “Sure!”  Hmm… oh wow, okay this is not …

OB:  “Looks good, baby’s head is down, cervix is thinned out, you’re about 2cm”

Me:  ouch ouch ouch, wtf

OB:  “Oops, cervix is really thinned out – got some bleeding”

Me:  … from shoving your arm up my hoohoo?

OB:  “And there’s baby – touching the head right here!”

Me:  GAAAAHHH

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