Hey look, another boring home improvement post

What mayhem have I been up to as of late?

Nothing. Unless you want to count the mini-meltdown I had when I realized I was a pint shy of finishing painting the wretched master bath? I’m this.close to finishing though, and I just spent another billion dollars on bath hardware. It should look completely different. I know the suspense is killing you… pictures soon, darlings.

Oh, I also bought a bigger bed and a small dining set (but in this color). House + furniture = good.

Another thing: why are all my choices of ceiling lights reminiscent of boobs? I swear, I feel like I should be asking the guy at Lowe’s “excuse me, in which aisle are your lighted teets located?”